New Year’s Eve Jokes
Q: Why do you need a jeweler on New Years Eve?A: To ring in the new year.
Q: Why are there so many vampires out on New Year’s Eve?
A: For Old Fangs Time
Q: Where is New Years Eve so Mathematical?
A: Times Square
Q: What’s the official snack food of New Years?
A: Dick Clark Bar
Q: What happened to the iPhone bully on New Year’s Eve?
A: It was charged with battery.
Q: What happened to the fireworks who were arrested on New Years Eve?
A: They were let off.
